Okay, so I like Katy Perry, and here's why:
- She has huge, terrifying eyeballs, and I think that's adorable.
- She dresses like a homeless Barbie.
- Both of her parents are preachers, who would grow up to produce the world's most infamous fake bisexual camera whore.
- Her videos are always really ridiculous [I was going to embed one but EMI Records is a cock
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